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OMG Just Sleep Marquee Card

Product Description

Why you totally need this in your life:

Please baby sleep. Please, please sleep. Tonight, just for a few hours. I'm tired of watching the shopping channel at 2AM. OMG! Pah-LEASSSSEEEEEE sleep!

_______

New parents are almost always blessed with tiny crying humans who prefer to sleep during the day than when their parents need it most. Share in this joy by sending this hilarious congratulations card. Because you understand, and you are SO happy it's them and not you.

All the deets:

You are buying a professionally printed, 120lb glossy 5" X 7" folded card with plain white envelope. Card is blank inside.

Please note: Finished product will not include watermark.

Product colour may vary slightly due to your monitor settings.

$6.99
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