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No Tradesies Card

Product Description

Why you totally need this in your life:

Obviously noone wants to trade their baby. Except maybe at 3:16 in the morning when the diaper has just blown out and there's poop all the way up your arm. Can we trade then? I'll take the peaceful, quiet one on the Huggies commercial, please. You can have my screaming poop machine. Thanks.

All the deets:

You are buying a professionally printed, 120lb glossy 5" X 7" folded card with plain white envelope. Card is blank inside.

Please note: Finished product will not include watermark.

Product colour may vary slightly due to your monitor settings.

$6.99
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